When you see your ex at a party:
When your boss catches you not doing your work:
When you are crossing the street and someone honks at you to hurry up:
When you were a kid and got to go to the playground:
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When you find a friend you can act stupid with: When someone starts gossiping about someone you hate:
When your girlfriend randomly asks you if you want to have sex:
When someone starts talking about politics:
When you go out to a fancy dinner and get the bill:
When the phone rings while you’re on the toilet:
When a cute person calls you cute:
When you get home from a long day:
When you work retail and have to listen to the store’s music all day:
When your really innocent friend says something sexual:
When you step to get around someone, but they step in the same direction:
When someone gets an A and they “didn’t even study”:
When someone points a rubberband at you:
When you lose your only friend that went to a party with you:
When you try to explain your favorite movie to someone who knows nothing about it:
most of these come from here, here, here and here. I came up with a few on my own.
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